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y’all are gonna have some problems with this one, i think ;P
Look! She thinks she’s cats!
Oh. I thought it was a handle. I’m never going curling with you again.
Good grief, how do guys fuck a girl like this without being afraid of breaking her?
With huge smiles on our faces.
I start to worry when guys show me pictures like this and talk about how much “she’s loving it”. No, she’s not, look at those dead eyes. You’ve seen way to much extreme porn when you start to actually believe all of it.
Ah, the Thanksgiving Tridicken.
(via forhereyesonly)
Why does bath water always look so gross in porn photography?
Teenage runaways aren’t very clean.
The problem with making a porn version of X-Men is that Mystique’s make-up is really more complex that you’d think. Also it’s not jizz-proof.
It easy to see from the early footage why the BIG DICKED STUDS WITH ADD series never took off
Little-known fact: Terminators hatch from eggs.
This is an online friend of mine’s hot little butthole. Makes you just want to dive right in, no?
The Latin American concept of machismo has its plus and minuses
(via planettampon)
oh max you make me feel like a woman all the time
“That’s right bitch,” said Mr Danza “tell little Tony Who’s the Boss.”
(via classicporn)
Why no, it ISN’T that kind of party and would you kindly remove your dick from my pudding cup?
(via boatfullofdicks)