Latest Tweets:
Laughing and masturbating at the same time. This is a sub-tumblr, so we can't follow you back, but trust us, the people who contribute to this probably follow you already. About 30 feet back, wearing a trenchcoat. After something funny without the porn? Try Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot less filled with rude pictures than this.
(via porncull)
Remember that scene in the War of the Worlds when a Martian tentacle slithers into the basement? Man, that shit was scary.