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Laughing and masturbating at the same time. This is a sub-tumblr, so we can't follow you back, but trust us, the people who contribute to this probably follow you already. About 30 feet back, wearing a trenchcoat. After something funny without the porn? Try Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot less filled with rude pictures than this.
“Dammit that was my last contact lens and he’s going to be here any minute. Where is the stupid thing?”
“Dammit that was my last contact lens and he’s going to be here any minute. Where is the stupid thing?”
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Great restaurant!