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Laughing and masturbating at the same time. This is a sub-tumblr, so we can't follow you back, but trust us, the people who contribute to this probably follow you already. About 30 feet back, wearing a trenchcoat. After something funny without the porn? Try Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot less filled with rude pictures than this.
You KNOW this is not what your mother meant when she asked you to “stain the dining room table”
You KNOW this is not what your mother meant when she asked you to “stain...dining room...