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Laughing and masturbating at the same time. This is a sub-tumblr, so we can't follow you back, but trust us, the people who contribute to this probably follow you already. About 30 feet back, wearing a trenchcoat. After something funny without the porn? Try Stuff My Girlfriend Says which is a lot less filled with rude pictures than this.
“I’m a performance artist. Like Stelarc. I believe the human body is obsolete and so breasts should no longer create milk, but instead be made of hamburger. This way I can still feed my children.”